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Joke 1: Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots. Joke 2: Q: Why is a math book always unhappy? A: Because it always has lots of problems. Joke 3: Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out! Joke 4: Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation? A: To Times Square. Joke 5: Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 8 9 Joke 6: Q: Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school? A: Because she sprained her angle!! Joke 7: Q: What did the triangle say to the circle? A: Your pointless! Joke 8: Q. What shape is usually waiting for you at Duckin Donuts ? A. A line. Joke 9: Q: What did math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems! Joke 10: Q: What did 2 say to 4 after 2 beat him in a race? A: 2 Fast 4 U! |